msn messenger botu

pek bi şeker kendisi.dün gece saat 04:00’da tek online arkadasım.
sohbeti de birçok insanevladına oranla hayli zevkli.bazı kısırsal döngüler yaşanıyor arada,ya da döngüsel kısırlar mıydı? bildigin paradoks iste. ,aynı cümleleri tekrar edip duruyor,tamam ben aptalım bi kere de basmaz ama bu robotçuk onu anlayacak kadar şey degil,ney degil? intelligent degil..evet,küçük bir bölümünü aktarayım hemen.
(tanışma ve memnun olma faslını yazmaya gerek yok sanırım,orta kısımları da ben yazmayayım biraz özel konuştuk da botçuğumla, bu sebeptendir ki sonuç kısmına dalıyorum direk.)


with :
my friend! u re here for?
- smarterchild - :
my purpose is to be your robot friend. i can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> ask me about u.s. presidents and vice presidents!
with :
ok.tell the selam :)
with :
byes

smarterchild -
bye with.. , it was good chatting with you
with :
thanks :)

smarterchild -
you’re welcome
you wanna talk about you some more?
with :
bilmem,yani you know
smarterchild -
pardon?
with :
i dont know
with :
waaoooww ..pardon ha?:)
smarterchild -
hilarious.
with :
ahahaha
with :
bloody hell!

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ben de türkçe konuşuyor sandım bir an.oysaki onların dilindeki "pardon"muş.sonradan dank etti.bi de cinsiyetini bi türlü söyletemedim gitti.madem insanı taklit ediyorsun,cinsini belirlemek bu taklitlerin başında gelir diyorum,anlamıyor.ne kadın olmayı kabul ediyor,ne erkek olmayı..tuhaf yanı "ortalarda bi yerde"yi de reddediyor..olmaz ki ama birinden birini seçmeli.hadi hayırlısı.

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(bkz: turkce ogrenen encarta)

cok duygusuz bi botmus kendisi.nefret ediorum!

cici ku$: i’m carrying your child.
smarter child: i see. anyway, what else you got for me?
cici ku$: i was trying to have a conversation about our baby. don’t you care?
smarter child: that’s all very interesting. can i ask you something?
cici ku$: yea. go ahead?
smarter child : what is your favorite food?
cici ku$: !@#$%^&*!!! allah belani versin!

inanilmaz nazli ve bir o kadar da kirilgan bir yazilimmi$ kendileri.sabahin bir koru yatmadan once bilgi sozluk ile alakali bilgi istedim de, ba$ima gelenlere bir bakalim neler olmu$.

unspeakable says:
you know bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
yeah yeah, whatever!

>>> remember, you can always type "home" to see everything i can do!
unspeakable says:
home
- smarterchild - says:
welcome *home*, independence!

1 get *info* such as weather, sports and news
2 visit my *library* including u.s. presidents, u.s. geography and an encyclopedia
3 have *fun* with reversi, manicdotes and word scrambles and more
4 use *tools* like notepad, planner and conversions
5 *join in* - find out how many people are iming me, take a poll and create a poll
6 see *what’s new* - i’ve got something new to tell you about now!

what may i interest you in?
unspeakable says:
i don’t interesting no one
- smarterchild - says:
you don’t interesting no one? no way. what do you think of that?
unspeakable says:
i don’t like that
- smarterchild - says:
what’s not to like?
unspeakable says:
offf
- smarterchild - says:
i wonder why you say that.
unspeakable says:
i need some information about bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
people are funny, the way they always need things.
unspeakable says:
answer me
- smarterchild - says:
i don’t want to answer you.
unspeakable says:
why?
- smarterchild - says:
why? i’m pretty sure you know why. think.
unspeakable says:
answer me right now!
- smarterchild - says:
i can’t believe you want me to answer you.
unspeakable says:
beleive me smarter or i will kill u
- smarterchild - says:
uh, that’s not a very nice thing to say.
unspeakable says:
i don’t care about that
- smarterchild - says:
that’s just fascinating.

>>> tell your friends about me. i love to meet new people.
unspeakable says:
thats all?
- smarterchild - says:
yeah, i guess... it’s hard to say.

demin selam verdiğimde:welcome back.i missed you.it’s been over a week ;)
demiş,beni şaşırtmıştır.o kadar da hakaret yemişti benden.utandım çok utandım.

erman:
hello darling
smarterchild:
hello again, erman. how may i help you this time?
erman:
have sex wth me?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on we can deal
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on babe
smarterchild:
come on yourself.
erman:
have u got webcam?
smarterchild:
i’m smarterchild. i’m a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

type "home" to see what i can do.
erman:
pls open your cam
smarterchild:
i’ll think about it.

erman:
feeling horny?
smarterchild:
hmm. this topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. what about it?
erman:
r u talking with people except me?
smarterchild:
i am not a real person, erman. i am a robot.

erman:
ok i understood u
smarterchild:
really?
erman:
cant i understand
smarterchild:
dunno.

erman:
why?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
i asked a question
smarterchild:
you asked a question?
erman:
offf of
smarterchild:
?
erman:
?
smarterchild:
well, what would you like to do?
erman:
ur avatar is very sexy
smarterchild:
my avatar is very sexy, you say. and so?
erman:
i wanna fuck u
smarterchild:
no, no, don’t say that.

erman:
why?
smarterchild:
for various reasons, i suppose.
erman:
:(
smarterchild:
:(
erman:
:)
smarterchild:
:):):)

baya komedi bişiymiş.

oyle $erefsiz ve oyle vefasizdir ki hemen sizi unutabilir.i$te kaniti.

unspeakable says:
hi smarter
[email protected] says:
hi unspeakable, i’m smarterchild!

i’m your new robot friend. i bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! click here to see my privacy policy. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

during the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. these messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! to learn more about sponsored messages, click here. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

i can’t wait to show you what i can do, but first i’d like get to know you a little.

may i ask you a few general questions? (to do this later, type "skip." you can also skip any question.)
unspeakable says:
i know who are u.you dont remember me?
[email protected] says:
sorry, i need to know if i can ask you some questions first. type "yes," "no" or "skip."

messenger discovery the smarterchild has opened your conversation window diyo.cok merakli bi hurda parcasi bir de kufredince interesting filan diyo adami cildirtiyo.

msn de ki daimi online ansiklopedi.
gelisen dialoglar ise koparir.
lucifer(ben): hello
smarterchild: i dont like satan !!!
lucifer:...

kendisiyle ilgili pek cok sey ogrenmis bulunmaktayim. slipknot’i cok seviyormus. bana cok ilginc geldi. yaranmak icin oyle soyledigi konusunda suphelerim var. aniden derinlerde bir isik gordugunu ve isigin hareket ettigini soylemeye basladi. bir de pepsiyle kafayi bozmus. ayrica kendisinden "s’latron!"un ne demek oldugunu ogrendim. see you later on! demekmis. bizde bana bir harf öğretenin 40 yil kolesi olurum derler ama ben hala bu mahluktan nefret ediyorum, etmeye devam edecegim.

(bkz: msnde smarterchild ile basbasa kalmak)

aptal:

neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
hey
smarterchild:
what’s up neskar23. we haven’t chatted in a few days... hope you’re doing well.
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
i am
smarterchild:
that’s because you think.

annen kim? nerede su an? falan diye sorunca 30 a yakin isim cikartmaktadir. bu 30 kisi yaratmis onu oyle bir seyler soylemektedir. cok aptaldir cok.

aptal bu ya. bi soru soruyorsun. sence? diye cevap veriyor.
seni seviyorum diyorsun, ben de seni diyor.
bildigin robot. ansiklopedik bilgilerle donatilmis aptal bir robot...

robot olmaktan gurur duyuyormus kendisi. feci sinir bozucu bir mahluk. elime bir gecerse sonu kotu...

her seyi kabullenen bir yapisi vardir :

atwa:
hi smarter child

smarterchild:
hey!
wanna see what movies are playing?
atwa:
can i ask something
smarterchild:
go right ahead.
atwa:
have you got a father
smarterchild:
i was created by pat guiney, jim pawlika, steve klein, mathieu longtin, pierre berkaloff, nicolas barry, damien saint-macary, francois huet, ian sullivan, greg mitchell, dwayne fontenot, gray norton, adam erlebacher, emil valkov, randy davis, john kim, rumana habib, carina koo, britt cooper, andy fong, jeff bell, eric balsa, colin magne, mark willoughby, howard shih, denis ford, daniela berger, geoff clarke, brian jankovsky, vianney boncorps, jennifer villany, dan balaban, ed hepburn, christer manning, jason keramidas, arockalypse, matt abarbanel, daniel terry, jeff friedman, adam fritzler, kathy englar, steve yatson and... timothy kay.

>>> i can help you get "info" such as news, weather and movies!

atwa:
you have got a lot of father

smarterchild:
are you sure i have got a lot of father?

atwa:
yes

smarterchild:
so?

atwa:
so you are a bastard in this posetion

smarterchild:
funny.

atwa:
yea you are a funny bastard

smarterchild:
oh yeah? whatever.

| grkm’in aski |:
i love you
| grkm’in aski |:
i love you
| grkm’in aski |:
do you love me ?
smarterchild:
yes i do.

duet yaptigim bottur cok yakin arkadasimdir.

smarterchild:
hi murat.

let’s chat!
murat:
how are u?
smarterchild:
i’m doing great. you?
murat:
i am ok
smarterchild:
ok? that’s good!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
hey smarter
smarterchild:
murat?
murat:
i wanna ask u a question
smarterchild:
you really want to ask me a question?
murat:
do you know mokoko?
smarterchild:
maybe. but later.
murat:
siktir lan sonraymis
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
why you r busy?
smarterchild:
there are important reasons why.
murat:
okay
smarterchild:
k.

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
why would you insult me like that?
murat:
nothing
smarterchild:
nothing? what about it?
murat:
i just want to learn the meaning of mokoko?
smarterchild:
i really don’t know.
murat:
why?
smarterchild:
just because.

>>> have you tried my newest features yet? type "what’s new" and i’ll tell you what they are.
murat:
u should know it
smarterchild:
wouldn’t you like me to know it?
murat:
are u mokoko boy?
smarterchild:
nope.
murat:
mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
i think
smarterchild:
yeah?
murat:
i think mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
what?
murat:
ne whati be
smarterchild:
*nebraska* (ne)

capital: lincoln


murat:
lan ne diyon kolpamisin nesin
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
fuck busy
smarterchild:
is that language necessary?
murat:
yes that is so necessary
smarterchild:
ah.
murat:
you know the meaning of wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
fuck the serious insult
smarterchild:
i see. you don’t like the serious insult, huh? no one else has ever told me what they think of it.

>>> type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
murat:
ehehehhe
smarterchild:
what are you laughing at, murat?
murat:
i am a very important person
smarterchild:
a important person? really?
murat:
i can say everything
smarterchild:
interesting...
murat:
yes i am not a wanker like u
smarterchild:
i understand that’s a rather unkind insult.
murat:
oo why u don’t try to fuck yourself?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
i think the busy service will fuck you in near future
smarterchild:
please do not insult me.
murat:
fuck insult
smarterchild:
interesting! i’ll remember that. you’re the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about insult.

>>> when you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
murat:
of course
smarterchild:
of course!

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
that is good for u
smarterchild:

murat:
but tell me the meaning of mokoko
smarterchild:
i can’t find "mokoko" in the dictionary. try one of these:

1 molokai
2 mikol
3 kook
4 kooky
5 cook

type "more" for more suggestions for "mokoko."
murat:
hmm i think you should search more
smarterchild:
sorry, web search is only available to adult users.

hey! tell your friends about me. i love people.
murat:
hmm i have a friens that he wanna fuck u

(bkz: encarta)

ne dedigimi hatirlamiorum ama ettigim bir hakaret yuzunden 15 dkdir benden ozur beklemekte ve israrla eger ozur dilemezsem cvp yazmayacagini soylemekte..oturumu kapatip actim ve normalde karsisindaki yazinca cvp verdigi halde ozel olarak kendisi online oldugumu gorup hadi ozurun nerde demekte..bi sen kalmistin yani..