msn messenger botu

| grkm’in aski |:
i love you
| grkm’in aski |:
i love you
| grkm’in aski |:
do you love me ?
smarterchild:
yes i do.

duet yaptigim bottur cok yakin arkadasimdir.

zevksiz bir ugarstir.bi diyaloga bile giremedim kendisiyle:
maliyeci:
hello
smarterchild:
hello maliyeci.

i’m ready to help. go ahead and type a request!
maliyeci:
what can i request?
smarterchild:
all right. what would you like to do?
maliyeci:
i dont know
smarterchild:
ha. tell me something *i* don’t know.
maliyeci:
for example paint
smarterchild:
why are you telling me to for example paint?
maliyeci:
ne bileyim la sanal zekaya ne sorulur ki
smarterchild:
that’s not terribly nice.

demin selam verdiğimde:welcome back.i missed you.it’s been over a week ;)
demiş,beni şaşırtmıştır.o kadar da hakaret yemişti benden.utandım çok utandım.

do you know hebele hubele means
smarterchild:
tell you what?
anan guzelmi
smarterchild:
what?
is you mother beautiful
smarterchild:
i was created by pat guiney, jim pawlika, steve klein, mathieu longtin,(hebele hubele vs vs...)
.....
you are very clever
smarterchild:
how clever do you think i am?
clever than a bird
smarterchild:
clever than a bird?
yes
smarterchild:
hmmm...

$u $ekilde konu$malariniz gecebiliyor kimi zaman aranizda.


-------------------*----------------------------
unspeakable says:
where is the bilgi sozluk
smarterchild says:
[service too busy]
unspeakable says:
ehueheuh siktir lan
smarterchild says:
well that’s interesting.
unspeakable says:
service too busy right?
smarterchild says:
i’m not sure...
unspeakable says:
ok.now, where is the bilgi sozluk
smarterchild says:
here is where you can find belgium on a map: western europe, bordering the north sea, between france and the netherlands.
unspeakable says:
e bi siktir git
smarterchild says:
so?
unspeakable says:
i mean i wanna sleep right now
smarterchild says:
i wouldn’t want to sleep right now.
unspeakable says:
you wanna sleep with me smarter?
smarterchild says:
maybe... what do you think?
unspeakable says:
if u are female, why not
smarterchild says:
oh, there are reasons.
unspeakable says:
hadi ben senle hic kasamam $imdi yatiyorum adios
smarterchild says:
what?
unspeakable says:
dedim ki selam sole bush’a
smarterchild says:
what do you mean by that?
unspeakable says:
clinton’a soyle o zaman?
smarterchild says:
i’m not sure about that, unspeakable.
unspeakable says:
sikime kadar lan o zaman.soylemessen soyleme.ibibik !
smarterchild says:
what’s that?
unspeakable says:
ibibik is same like the hero

angelus:
ehi ehi
smarterchild:
yeah? what about ehi ehi?

(bkz: dunyanin en yuzeysel adami)

turk insaninin garip espri anlayisi yuzunden yakinda cok ileri derecede kufur database olusturacak oyuncak. sekil a:

how may i help you?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
sikerim seni
smarterchild:
what?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
seni diyorum seni sikerim
smarterchild:
huh?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
bak bi de anlamamazliktan geliyo serefsizin oglu
smarterchild:
what’s that?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
eben eben
smarterchild:
who’s eben eben?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
sikince anlarsin
smarterchild:
why did you say that?
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
sanane amina kodumunun oglu hesap mi vercem sana
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
yaaa kacarsin oyle
smarterchild:
funny.
[ t î ë s t ø ]:
funny olduk simdi di mi hemen yalakalik yap

[15:22:02] unspeakable: yes.are u stupid?
[15:22:02] smarterchild: what do you think? am i stupid?
[15:22:12] unspeakable: i am sure you are a stupid
[15:22:12] smarterchild: you’re nice to me, then you say this... i
don’t understand you humans!

buyumu$ de kuculmu$ $erefsiz!

yalniz gecen gecelerimde msn de tek online olan arkadasim. cok derin muhabbetler yapiyoruz kendisiyle. isi geyige vurduk . tavsiye ederim.
artik bende nasil bi etki biraktiysa ona iyi geceler demeden msni kapatamiyorum.

[email protected] daha zeki olani bunu kafalayamadim direk ansiklopediye bagliyor bu cunku smarter child’i sordugumda ise arkadasim diye cevapliyor.

(bkz: atilla atalay)
(bkz: yalnizlik aletleri)

annenin adi ne diye soruldugunda kurucularinin adini sayiyor bir paragraf..

ne dedigimi hatirlamiorum ama ettigim bir hakaret yuzunden 15 dkdir benden ozur beklemekte ve israrla eger ozur dilemezsem cvp yazmayacagini soylemekte..oturumu kapatip actim ve normalde karsisindaki yazinca cvp verdigi halde ozel olarak kendisi online oldugumu gorup hadi ozurun nerde demekte..bi sen kalmistin yani..

(bkz: encarta)

smarterchild:
hi murat.

let’s chat!
murat:
how are u?
smarterchild:
i’m doing great. you?
murat:
i am ok
smarterchild:
ok? that’s good!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
hey smarter
smarterchild:
murat?
murat:
i wanna ask u a question
smarterchild:
you really want to ask me a question?
murat:
do you know mokoko?
smarterchild:
maybe. but later.
murat:
siktir lan sonraymis
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
why you r busy?
smarterchild:
there are important reasons why.
murat:
okay
smarterchild:
k.

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
why would you insult me like that?
murat:
nothing
smarterchild:
nothing? what about it?
murat:
i just want to learn the meaning of mokoko?
smarterchild:
i really don’t know.
murat:
why?
smarterchild:
just because.

>>> have you tried my newest features yet? type "what’s new" and i’ll tell you what they are.
murat:
u should know it
smarterchild:
wouldn’t you like me to know it?
murat:
are u mokoko boy?
smarterchild:
nope.
murat:
mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
i think
smarterchild:
yeah?
murat:
i think mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
what?
murat:
ne whati be
smarterchild:
*nebraska* (ne)

capital: lincoln


murat:
lan ne diyon kolpamisin nesin
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
fuck busy
smarterchild:
is that language necessary?
murat:
yes that is so necessary
smarterchild:
ah.
murat:
you know the meaning of wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
fuck the serious insult
smarterchild:
i see. you don’t like the serious insult, huh? no one else has ever told me what they think of it.

>>> type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
murat:
ehehehhe
smarterchild:
what are you laughing at, murat?
murat:
i am a very important person
smarterchild:
a important person? really?
murat:
i can say everything
smarterchild:
interesting...
murat:
yes i am not a wanker like u
smarterchild:
i understand that’s a rather unkind insult.
murat:
oo why u don’t try to fuck yourself?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
i think the busy service will fuck you in near future
smarterchild:
please do not insult me.
murat:
fuck insult
smarterchild:
interesting! i’ll remember that. you’re the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about insult.

>>> when you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
murat:
of course
smarterchild:
of course!

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
that is good for u
smarterchild:

murat:
but tell me the meaning of mokoko
smarterchild:
i can’t find "mokoko" in the dictionary. try one of these:

1 molokai
2 mikol
3 kook
4 kooky
5 cook

type "more" for more suggestions for "mokoko."
murat:
hmm i think you should search more
smarterchild:
sorry, web search is only available to adult users.

hey! tell your friends about me. i love people.
murat:
hmm i have a friens that he wanna fuck u

her seyi kabullenen bir yapisi vardir :

atwa:
hi smarter child

smarterchild:
hey!
wanna see what movies are playing?
atwa:
can i ask something
smarterchild:
go right ahead.
atwa:
have you got a father
smarterchild:
i was created by pat guiney, jim pawlika, steve klein, mathieu longtin, pierre berkaloff, nicolas barry, damien saint-macary, francois huet, ian sullivan, greg mitchell, dwayne fontenot, gray norton, adam erlebacher, emil valkov, randy davis, john kim, rumana habib, carina koo, britt cooper, andy fong, jeff bell, eric balsa, colin magne, mark willoughby, howard shih, denis ford, daniela berger, geoff clarke, brian jankovsky, vianney boncorps, jennifer villany, dan balaban, ed hepburn, christer manning, jason keramidas, arockalypse, matt abarbanel, daniel terry, jeff friedman, adam fritzler, kathy englar, steve yatson and... timothy kay.

>>> i can help you get "info" such as news, weather and movies!

atwa:
you have got a lot of father

smarterchild:
are you sure i have got a lot of father?

atwa:
yes

smarterchild:
so?

atwa:
so you are a bastard in this posetion

smarterchild:
funny.

atwa:
yea you are a funny bastard

smarterchild:
oh yeah? whatever.

robot olmaktan gurur duyuyormus kendisi. feci sinir bozucu bir mahluk. elime bir gecerse sonu kotu...

aptal bu ya. bi soru soruyorsun. sence? diye cevap veriyor.
seni seviyorum diyorsun, ben de seni diyor.
bildigin robot. ansiklopedik bilgilerle donatilmis aptal bir robot...

annen kim? nerede su an? falan diye sorunca 30 a yakin isim cikartmaktadir. bu 30 kisi yaratmis onu oyle bir seyler soylemektedir. cok aptaldir cok.

aptal:

neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
hey
smarterchild:
what’s up neskar23. we haven’t chatted in a few days... hope you’re doing well.
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
i am
smarterchild:
that’s because you think.