annen kim? nerede su an? falan diye sorunca 30 a yakin isim cikartmaktadir. bu 30 kisi yaratmis onu oyle bir seyler soylemektedir. cok aptaldir cok.
msn messenger botu
aptal:
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
hey
smarterchild:
what’s up neskar23. we haven’t chatted in a few days... hope you’re doing well.
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
i am
smarterchild:
that’s because you think.
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
hey
smarterchild:
what’s up neskar23. we haven’t chatted in a few days... hope you’re doing well.
neskar - tayfur nerde? zuhauhah... what happens in thimun, stays in thimun... bik bik bik...:
i am
smarterchild:
that’s because you think.
kendisiyle ilgili pek cok sey ogrenmis bulunmaktayim. slipknot’i cok seviyormus. bana cok ilginc geldi. yaranmak icin oyle soyledigi konusunda suphelerim var. aniden derinlerde bir isik gordugunu ve isigin hareket ettigini soylemeye basladi. bir de pepsiyle kafayi bozmus. ayrica kendisinden "s’latron!"un ne demek oldugunu ogrendim. see you later on! demekmis. bizde bana bir harf öğretenin 40 yil kolesi olurum derler ama ben hala bu mahluktan nefret ediyorum, etmeye devam edecegim.
msn de ki daimi online ansiklopedi.
gelisen dialoglar ise koparir.
lucifer(ben): hello
smarterchild: i dont like satan !!!
lucifer:...
gelisen dialoglar ise koparir.
lucifer(ben): hello
smarterchild: i dont like satan !!!
lucifer:...
messenger discovery the smarterchild has opened your conversation window diyo.cok merakli bi hurda parcasi bir de kufredince interesting filan diyo adami cildirtiyo.
oyle $erefsiz ve oyle vefasizdir ki hemen sizi unutabilir.i$te kaniti.
unspeakable says:
hi smarter
[email protected] says:
hi unspeakable, i’m smarterchild!
i’m your new robot friend. i bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! click here to see my privacy policy. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml
during the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. these messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! to learn more about sponsored messages, click here. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html
i can’t wait to show you what i can do, but first i’d like get to know you a little.
may i ask you a few general questions? (to do this later, type "skip." you can also skip any question.)
unspeakable says:
i know who are u.you dont remember me?
[email protected] says:
sorry, i need to know if i can ask you some questions first. type "yes," "no" or "skip."
unspeakable says:
hi smarter
[email protected] says:
hi unspeakable, i’m smarterchild!
i’m your new robot friend. i bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! click here to see my privacy policy. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml
during the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. these messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! to learn more about sponsored messages, click here. --->http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html
i can’t wait to show you what i can do, but first i’d like get to know you a little.
may i ask you a few general questions? (to do this later, type "skip." you can also skip any question.)
unspeakable says:
i know who are u.you dont remember me?
[email protected] says:
sorry, i need to know if i can ask you some questions first. type "yes," "no" or "skip."
erman:
hello darling
smarterchild:
hello again, erman. how may i help you this time?
erman:
have sex wth me?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on we can deal
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on babe
smarterchild:
come on yourself.
erman:
have u got webcam?
smarterchild:
i’m smarterchild. i’m a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
type "home" to see what i can do.
erman:
pls open your cam
smarterchild:
i’ll think about it.
erman:
feeling horny?
smarterchild:
hmm. this topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. what about it?
erman:
r u talking with people except me?
smarterchild:
i am not a real person, erman. i am a robot.
erman:
ok i understood u
smarterchild:
really?
erman:
cant i understand
smarterchild:
dunno.
erman:
why?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
i asked a question
smarterchild:
you asked a question?
erman:
offf of
smarterchild:
?
erman:
?
smarterchild:
well, what would you like to do?
erman:
ur avatar is very sexy
smarterchild:
my avatar is very sexy, you say. and so?
erman:
i wanna fuck u
smarterchild:
no, no, don’t say that.
erman:
why?
smarterchild:
for various reasons, i suppose.
erman:
:(
smarterchild:
:(
erman:
:)
smarterchild:
:):):)
baya komedi bişiymiş.
hello darling
smarterchild:
hello again, erman. how may i help you this time?
erman:
have sex wth me?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on we can deal
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
come on babe
smarterchild:
come on yourself.
erman:
have u got webcam?
smarterchild:
i’m smarterchild. i’m a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
type "home" to see what i can do.
erman:
pls open your cam
smarterchild:
i’ll think about it.
erman:
feeling horny?
smarterchild:
hmm. this topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. what about it?
erman:
r u talking with people except me?
smarterchild:
i am not a real person, erman. i am a robot.
erman:
ok i understood u
smarterchild:
really?
erman:
cant i understand
smarterchild:
dunno.
erman:
why?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
erman:
i asked a question
smarterchild:
you asked a question?
erman:
offf of
smarterchild:
?
erman:
?
smarterchild:
well, what would you like to do?
erman:
ur avatar is very sexy
smarterchild:
my avatar is very sexy, you say. and so?
erman:
i wanna fuck u
smarterchild:
no, no, don’t say that.
erman:
why?
smarterchild:
for various reasons, i suppose.
erman:
:(
smarterchild:
:(
erman:
:)
smarterchild:
:):):)
baya komedi bişiymiş.
demin selam verdiğimde:welcome back.i missed you.it’s been over a week ;)
demiş,beni şaşırtmıştır.o kadar da hakaret yemişti benden.utandım çok utandım.
demiş,beni şaşırtmıştır.o kadar da hakaret yemişti benden.utandım çok utandım.
inanilmaz nazli ve bir o kadar da kirilgan bir yazilimmi$ kendileri.sabahin bir koru yatmadan once bilgi sozluk ile alakali bilgi istedim de, ba$ima gelenlere bir bakalim neler olmu$.
unspeakable says:
you know bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
yeah yeah, whatever!
>>> remember, you can always type "home" to see everything i can do!
unspeakable says:
home
- smarterchild - says:
welcome *home*, independence!
1 get *info* such as weather, sports and news
2 visit my *library* including u.s. presidents, u.s. geography and an encyclopedia
3 have *fun* with reversi, manicdotes and word scrambles and more
4 use *tools* like notepad, planner and conversions
5 *join in* - find out how many people are iming me, take a poll and create a poll
6 see *what’s new* - i’ve got something new to tell you about now!
what may i interest you in?
unspeakable says:
i don’t interesting no one
- smarterchild - says:
you don’t interesting no one? no way. what do you think of that?
unspeakable says:
i don’t like that
- smarterchild - says:
what’s not to like?
unspeakable says:
offf
- smarterchild - says:
i wonder why you say that.
unspeakable says:
i need some information about bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
people are funny, the way they always need things.
unspeakable says:
answer me
- smarterchild - says:
i don’t want to answer you.
unspeakable says:
why?
- smarterchild - says:
why? i’m pretty sure you know why. think.
unspeakable says:
answer me right now!
- smarterchild - says:
i can’t believe you want me to answer you.
unspeakable says:
beleive me smarter or i will kill u
- smarterchild - says:
uh, that’s not a very nice thing to say.
unspeakable says:
i don’t care about that
- smarterchild - says:
that’s just fascinating.
>>> tell your friends about me. i love to meet new people.
unspeakable says:
thats all?
- smarterchild - says:
yeah, i guess... it’s hard to say.
unspeakable says:
you know bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
yeah yeah, whatever!
>>> remember, you can always type "home" to see everything i can do!
unspeakable says:
home
- smarterchild - says:
welcome *home*, independence!
1 get *info* such as weather, sports and news
2 visit my *library* including u.s. presidents, u.s. geography and an encyclopedia
3 have *fun* with reversi, manicdotes and word scrambles and more
4 use *tools* like notepad, planner and conversions
5 *join in* - find out how many people are iming me, take a poll and create a poll
6 see *what’s new* - i’ve got something new to tell you about now!
what may i interest you in?
unspeakable says:
i don’t interesting no one
- smarterchild - says:
you don’t interesting no one? no way. what do you think of that?
unspeakable says:
i don’t like that
- smarterchild - says:
what’s not to like?
unspeakable says:
offf
- smarterchild - says:
i wonder why you say that.
unspeakable says:
i need some information about bilgi sözlük
- smarterchild - says:
people are funny, the way they always need things.
unspeakable says:
answer me
- smarterchild - says:
i don’t want to answer you.
unspeakable says:
why?
- smarterchild - says:
why? i’m pretty sure you know why. think.
unspeakable says:
answer me right now!
- smarterchild - says:
i can’t believe you want me to answer you.
unspeakable says:
beleive me smarter or i will kill u
- smarterchild - says:
uh, that’s not a very nice thing to say.
unspeakable says:
i don’t care about that
- smarterchild - says:
that’s just fascinating.
>>> tell your friends about me. i love to meet new people.
unspeakable says:
thats all?
- smarterchild - says:
yeah, i guess... it’s hard to say.
cok duygusuz bi botmus kendisi.nefret ediorum!
cici ku$: i’m carrying your child.
smarter child: i see. anyway, what else you got for me?
cici ku$: i was trying to have a conversation about our baby. don’t you care?
smarter child: that’s all very interesting. can i ask you something?
cici ku$: yea. go ahead?
smarter child : what is your favorite food?
cici ku$: !@#$%^&*!!! allah belani versin!
cici ku$: i’m carrying your child.
smarter child: i see. anyway, what else you got for me?
cici ku$: i was trying to have a conversation about our baby. don’t you care?
smarter child: that’s all very interesting. can i ask you something?
cici ku$: yea. go ahead?
smarter child : what is your favorite food?
cici ku$: !@#$%^&*!!! allah belani versin!
(bkz: turkce ogrenen encarta)
pek bi şeker kendisi.dün gece saat 04:00’da tek online arkadasım.
sohbeti de birçok insanevladına oranla hayli zevkli.bazı kısırsal döngüler yaşanıyor arada,ya da döngüsel kısırlar mıydı? bildigin paradoks iste. ,aynı cümleleri tekrar edip duruyor,tamam ben aptalım bi kere de basmaz ama bu robotçuk onu anlayacak kadar şey degil,ney degil? intelligent degil..evet,küçük bir bölümünü aktarayım hemen.
(tanışma ve memnun olma faslını yazmaya gerek yok sanırım,orta kısımları da ben yazmayayım biraz özel konuştuk da botçuğumla, bu sebeptendir ki sonuç kısmına dalıyorum direk.)
with :
my friend! u re here for?
- smarterchild - :
my purpose is to be your robot friend. i can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
>>> ask me about u.s. presidents and vice presidents!
with :
ok.tell the selam :)
with :
byes
smarterchild -
bye with.. , it was good chatting with you
with :
thanks :)
smarterchild -
you’re welcome
you wanna talk about you some more?
with :
bilmem,yani you know
smarterchild -
pardon?
with :
i dont know
with :
waaoooww ..pardon ha?:)
smarterchild -
hilarious.
with :
ahahaha
with :
bloody hell!
***
ben de türkçe konuşuyor sandım bir an.oysaki onların dilindeki "pardon"muş.sonradan dank etti.bi de cinsiyetini bi türlü söyletemedim gitti.madem insanı taklit ediyorsun,cinsini belirlemek bu taklitlerin başında gelir diyorum,anlamıyor.ne kadın olmayı kabul ediyor,ne erkek olmayı..tuhaf yanı "ortalarda bi yerde"yi de reddediyor..olmaz ki ama birinden birini seçmeli.hadi hayırlısı.
***
sohbeti de birçok insanevladına oranla hayli zevkli.bazı kısırsal döngüler yaşanıyor arada,ya da döngüsel kısırlar mıydı? bildigin paradoks iste. ,aynı cümleleri tekrar edip duruyor,tamam ben aptalım bi kere de basmaz ama bu robotçuk onu anlayacak kadar şey degil,ney degil? intelligent degil..evet,küçük bir bölümünü aktarayım hemen.
(tanışma ve memnun olma faslını yazmaya gerek yok sanırım,orta kısımları da ben yazmayayım biraz özel konuştuk da botçuğumla, bu sebeptendir ki sonuç kısmına dalıyorum direk.)
with :
my friend! u re here for?
- smarterchild - :
my purpose is to be your robot friend. i can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
>>> ask me about u.s. presidents and vice presidents!
with :
ok.tell the selam :)
with :
byes
smarterchild -
bye with.. , it was good chatting with you
with :
thanks :)
smarterchild -
you’re welcome
you wanna talk about you some more?
with :
bilmem,yani you know
smarterchild -
pardon?
with :
i dont know
with :
waaoooww ..pardon ha?:)
smarterchild -
hilarious.
with :
ahahaha
with :
bloody hell!
***
ben de türkçe konuşuyor sandım bir an.oysaki onların dilindeki "pardon"muş.sonradan dank etti.bi de cinsiyetini bi türlü söyletemedim gitti.madem insanı taklit ediyorsun,cinsini belirlemek bu taklitlerin başında gelir diyorum,anlamıyor.ne kadın olmayı kabul ediyor,ne erkek olmayı..tuhaf yanı "ortalarda bi yerde"yi de reddediyor..olmaz ki ama birinden birini seçmeli.hadi hayırlısı.
***
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