there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live.
a handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
fact: chuck norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives.
there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma.
if you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win. forever.
everybody loves raymond. except chuck norris
a lesbian is a woman who never met chuck norris.
when chuck norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. it will be because he has run out of women.
chuck norris can divide by zero.
wilt chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. chuck norris calls this "a slow tuesday."
on his birthday, chuck norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
chuck norris doesn’t know this site. if he did, he would delete internet
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