when i kissed the teacher

bir abba sarkisi,

everybody screamed
when i kissed the teacher
and they must have thought they dreamed
when i kissed the teacher
all my friends at school
they had never seen the teacher blush
he looked like a fool
nearly petrified ’cos he was

taken by surprise
when i kissed the teacher
couldn’t quite believe his eyes
when i kissed the teacher
my whole class went wild
as i held my breath
the world stood still
but then he just smiled
i was in the seventh heaven
when i kissed the teacher

one of these days
gonna tell him i dream
of him every night
one of these days
gonna show him i care
gonna teach him a lesson alright

i was in a trance
when i kissed the teacher
suddenly i took the chance
when i kissed the teacher
leaning over me
he was trying to explain
the laws of geometry
and i couldn’t help it
i just had to kiss the teacher

one of these days
gonna tell him i dream
of him every night
one of these days
gonna show him i care
gonna teach him a lesson alright

what a crazy day
when i kissed the teacher
all my sense had flown away
when i kissed the teacher
my whole class went wild
as i held my breath
the world stood still
but then he just smiled
i was in the seventh heaven
when i kissed the teacher