hasan was a very heavy headed boy. his father was a middle situationed man. to make his son read in good schools he did everything coming from his hand. he took everything to eye. his mother was a house woman. every job used to come from her hand. in making food there was no one on top of her. the taste of the observations (gözleme) she made you eat your fingers. this woman made her hair a brush for her son. when hasan became sick, she cried her two eyes two fountains. when hasan finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor, and he entered the university exams and won tootherness school in the school he met jale. hasan was hit to jale in first look but jale was not hit to him in the first look. however her blood boiled to him. a few weeks later they cooked the job.

jale s father was a money-father. he turned the corner many years ago by making dreamy export. but jale was not like her father. she was a very low hearted girl. her father was wanting to make her marry to his soldierness friend s son abdurrahim. abdurrahim finished first school and didn t read later. he became a rough uncle. he started to turn dirty jobs when he was a crazy blooded man. he was his mother s eye. he said ’hık’ and he fell from his father s nose. so three under, five up he was like his father. when he saw jale, he put eye to her. his inside went. his mouth got watered. his eyes opened like a fortune stone. to be able to see jale, hasan s inside was eating his inside. finally,together they went to a park. when they were wrinkling in the park, abdurrahim saw them. first he pulled a deep inside. and then his eyes turned. he couldn t control himself. he wanted to send them to the village with wood, but he collected himself. he decided to leave them head to head. at that moment the devil poked him. he fit to the devil, pulled his gun and fired. however, a man passing stayed under lead rain and poorman went to who hit. he planted the horseshoes. then the mirrorless came. they took all of them under eye. jale s inside was blood crying. the man died eye seeing seeing. and so, this job finished in the black arm (karakol).

omur

#512630 · 19.03.2007 17:16

dün gördüm
he soldier now
ayrıca youtube sitesinde türklere hakeret eden videolarda bolca görebilirsiniz

chimera

#512646 · 19.03.2007 17:46

dik dik ne bakiyorsun öyle : what are you looking perpendicular perpendicular like that
egri oturalim, dogru konusalim : let’s sit italic, talk correct
ekmek elden, su gölden : bread from hand, water from lake
usta ordan bi pilav üstü kuru versene : master, give a dry on top of rice from there
astigi astik kestigi kestik bir adamdir : he is a his-hung-is-we-hung-his-cut-is-we-cut man

nostalji kralicesi

#532893 · 19.04.2007 12:48

i’m going to listen to my head.

armes

#532898 · 19.04.2007 12:57

cümle yapmakla yetinilmemiş aynı zamanda şarkı da yapılmıştır.işte o güzide örneklerden sadece bir tanesi.
i am sorry ne soriy?güzelim size noliy.

anlamayanadam

#532936 · 19.04.2007 14:15

where are you go to the school?!

suppiluliuma

#533083 · 19.04.2007 18:45

airplane out of fart, say hi to that sweetheart...
edit: hem anlamını hem de kafiyesini yitirmeden ingilizceye çevirilebilecek nadir cümlelerden...

sepulturk

#539448 · 29.04.2007 17:30

there had been one. there hadn’t been one. when the camels had been barber and the smallest insencts had been tellal, there had been a student and a teacher. the teacher had been a very airy man. he had been a man like saying "i create the small mountains". but the student had succeded to enter his eyes. because the student had had a brain like poison. but when he had caught up from pulling copy in an exam he dropped down from his teacher’s eye. after teh teacher had call him he had put his two feet in to one shoe from panicing and he had begun to search for a hole like mouse. when he had entered the teacher’s room the teacher had asked him "why did you do that" and he had ancwered "i couldn’t study more because our electricity and water cut out". after that sentence the teacher had looked at him opposite and had said "morning morning don’t irritate me. your appoligy is bigger than your mistake. i take you under my feet." the the student face had become red. after the teacher said him "go to the blackboard and wait there on your one foot." then the teacher said "i forgive you this time" and the student had said him "do not say to my family, i kiss under your feet, i eat the oil of your eye, my teacher." when the teacher had said okey, the student mouth was arriving to his ears from happinies. after that event the teacher become a very father man and a man like a door in the student’s eyes. also he didn’t put off using the princible of "trust is not a handicap to control."