türk beyniyle üretilmiş süper ingilizce cümleler

türk usulü ingilizce yazisma ornegi ve cevabi;

dear sir,
we send our company information attached to the mail (as pdf).
but the cost of operation you have foreseen is very low. this may take
more expensive. ıf you send drawings of your current product, we can find
the real cost including shipping.

kind regards.

işte türkün cevabı;

sugar brother (seker kardesim),
be a young man for two minutes (iki dakka delikanlı ol).
we put you in a man place , you become tempra (adam yerine koyduk hemen arkaniz kalkti).
no need to be artist (artizligin luzumu yok).
we know that this work takes much money, too (bu islerin cok para tuttugunu biz de biliyoruz).
no, why do you creating tension anymore , subtree? (hayir da , daha ne diye gerginlik yaratiyorsun ki , dallama?).
i eat all of you nobody understand. (alayinizi yerim haberiniz olmaz).
you not understand the word , you eat the grass where ı put you . (laftan anlamiyorsunuz , hala koyduum yerde otluyorsunuz)
no drawings mrawings my brother ! (proje mroje yok kardesim! )
you make 3 kurush work camel. ( 3 kurusluk isi deve yaptiniz)
i understand we can not understand with you . (anlasildi biz sizinle anlasamayacagiz. )
but , if you go with this head to army , you take nah as diploma. (ama, siz bu kafayla giderseniz askere nah alirsiniz teskere. )
here that much ! ( iste o kadar! )