jeff murdock

do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray..?..make all women telepathic. because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. men are not people - we are disgustoids in human forms
i love the word naked, it’s brilliant isn’t it, naked. when i was a kid i used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it

you know what, there is something i’ve always wanted to say and, erm, now i feel that at long last i can. breasts. breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts! israilli kızın ingilizce anlamadığını öğrendikten sonra

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